Without further ado, I present EPOCH chairman and cover-model, the Doomed Diver to present our platform to voters, who might never have heard of our game:
“For too long roleplaying games have demystified horror, and sought to tame the nameless terror that lurks in the darkness. Players have felt confident and comfortable at the gaming table, their characters ensconced in levels, professions and classes, empowered to dispatch the horror they encounter. Dice pools, attributes and tokens have become the currency of heroism, perpetrating a terrible inflation on infamy which no monstrosity can afford. Worse than this, the greatest heroes of horror have been diminished by this golden age of character empowerment.
The repulsive, terrifying and powerful vampires who were once masters of the night have become glorified bureaucrats, ensconced in conspiracy and intrigue. The noble zombie, once a frightful and relentless mockery of life has been studied, classified and embraced as an iconic role-model to be emulated. Ghosts and spectres who once preyed on the sanity and life-force of the living are now valued for their historical insights and emotional mysteries. Emotionless iron automatons now serve those they once would have crushed beneath their heavy metal treads.
Enough I say! It is time for horror to return to its proper place in role-playing games. Bring EPOCH to your gaming tables and restore the rightful balance. EPOCH will unleash true horror once more, dispelling any notion that terror can be classified and catalogued, appearing with a charming picture and vital statistics at the back of a game book. EPOCH will summon that which has long remained chained and banished, and unlock the terror deep inside you. A vote for EPOCH is a vote to make this a better, more frightening, world! Horror for the People!”
Voting is now open, and runs until 31 July. There are many great products, and even if you don't vote for EPOCH, please do go and vote!